random holiday things...

for halloween this year i was abe froman the "sausage king of chicago"

the crown and necklace are made with real sausages.




my family celebrates christmas morning at my aunt and uncle's house.

this is the tree we worship...




my mother has a tree at her house too; it's significantly smaller.

here i am decorating it. the date was 12-27-08, 2 days after christmas.




i am awkward around the ladies all year but especially around the holidays.




this is not holiday specific, it's just super racist.

heading home from the holidays...

so now christmas is over and it's time to head back to chicago. home, i guess. i hate the pizza in chicago compared to new york.

hmo and i drove back from the east coast this year. this was great because jockey was coming home with me from a short stay at my ma's.

he cried like a baby who needed food and did not have it the whole way.


we started the trip at 7:00am. the car was packed to the gills.




My moms was nice enough to drive me to jersey and help pack





on the road there was a milk truck




all i could think of what he did was "your mom"


we also saw an awesome moon. it looked exactly like the cheshire cat from alice in wonderland




this was my best attempt to capture it...


fuck you.


once we got home i was pooped





and went to bed. in 2 days it will be a new year. i will try to quit smoking. again.

happy new year.

hello there...you...

Hello there...you...,reader...maybe,

my name is frankie.


i'm originally from manhattan NY.

i currently live in chicago.

i have a dog

















his name is jockey (a.k.a. lunchbox, the box or el boxxo if you're not into the whole brevity thing)



we fight a lot




one of my guilty pleasures is "sister act 2, back in the habit". it's fucking awesome

















i usually look like this while viewing




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