the crown and necklace are made with real sausages.
my family celebrates christmas morning at my aunt and uncle's house.
this is the tree we worship...
my mother has a tree at her house too; it's significantly smaller.
here i am decorating it. the date was 12-27-08, 2 days after christmas.
i am awkward around the ladies all year but especially around the holidays.
this is not holiday specific, it's just super racist.